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desuetude 1:25:00 AM

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I wont deny that i was wasted on saturda. I dont remember much on what happened at liquid room. It was Hendi's birthday.

i remember i.............

drank pure vodka like water.
left my id in the locker.
was close to cloud 9 even before i got into e club.
saw jill and bought her a drink.
went to e toilet
lying my lazy body on my friends.
dance with my uncontrollable limbs.
couldnt picture my surrounding, it was almost dark most of e time.
was behaving like an idiot.

.................did i frenchkiss hazel?

I dont even remember we were spotted in the club.
Here are the evidence.

i think e last pic is taken when cloud 9 subsided to 8, cause i looked more normal, more sober.

but i dont remember having that pic taken either.

desuetude 1:58:00 AM

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HELLLO!!!!!!!!!!!! im in a quarter high state.
MY head is pounding but not in the fore ground kind.
more of back stage thumping.... does anyone knows wat im talkin abt ?
its not THUMP THUMP THUMP but thump thump thump.

wat i want to say is, KAY'S BDAY was hellavu fun!
I never know goin to a formal birthday dinner can be that great.
Hazel, Gerard, Hun and I were gettin high at dinner.
The way we drank, "Bottoms up!" "One more pls" "Three more beer" "More wine"
We were like ang paos in the ballroom, only four of our faces were red.
AND FUCKING HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHH.

We were laughin and behaving like idiots. None of us cared since ALL of us lost our heads.
If only we video-ed the entire night.....
I really enjoyed today even though it was ditsy retro music for a while.

I cant really think.... its like the more i think the more high i get......
i feel more drowsy... and im having lotsa typos...

AIYA.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAY! (you like green right?)
anyway, its the first time i met Kay today and i think shes damn cute.

I swear my damn alcohol tolerance shoot up. Only on the rocks and wine drowning get me all high and er........mighty?
Oh, Momo yesterday, thursday, was disastrous. I lost my cool cos i didnt like all the sardines packing and all that pushing 'excuse me' no space to dance shit.
BUT alcohol rescued me out of that pathetic clubbing shit.
Talkin about shit, i shit quite alot today. i think its cos of the bak kut teh ytd.
Take me to the bak kut teh...... (sing to the tune of candyshop)

When we were at marina, i was saying, 'i swear i gonna get liver flailure.' its not a typo, it was how i said jus now. i realised i cant articulate when im overcome by alcohol.
piggy back, i said peggy pig
clarke quay, i said crlack key
thats some more but im too lazy to think.... i cant think in such a state.

Liquid room and Dp's house tmr.
Sentosa on Sunday.

Im such a busy girl, no wonder im not working.


BYE! Muacks! (the Kay's way, and she was damn cute when she did that. HAHA)

desuetude 4:00:00 AM

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Hi all. This is gonna be a unluckiest entry of all i have written (i think?). Hun and i were watching movie and were about to leave e house when e lights went out. I thought it was just a blackout at her unit. I even asked if she paid her electricity bills.

We got out of e house and her neighbour was standing at e door, his house was black too. But e lights at e lift areas were all working well, just that something i wish functioning wasnt. The lift.

"no choice, we gotta take e stairs."

Surprisingly e lights at e staircase were working as well. I was like thank god i still can get my ass out of e building. The thought slipped away as soon as we got to level 14. Ha. Guess what? The lights went off! Goddamn it! Ok, my first reaction was scream and 'oh no'. I suggested running down e flights of stairs till ground floor but clay refused. Anyway, fattie cant run much(haha. private jokes), what to say in pitch darkness? We were both terrified, if only hun is spiderman. The only source of light came only from my mobile. You call that light?

Apparently, there is a power shutdown for maintenance till 5am. Im so so trapped.
And at that moment, i felt homesick. Tonight, i realised that im one scaredy cat. I made sure i was close to clay all e time. Worse was, we had to shine torch light on each other while we take turns to bathe with ub-brrr-ly cold water. My toes were numb when i came out of shower and i didnt even soap myself.

I swear i will cry my guts out if i stay in kampong. Wait, what guts? Ah! We are now in e room with litted candles around. Romantic, er?

Quite a long entry for mobile blogging.

desuetude 12:48:00 AM

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I have 2 fucking pain ulcers.
One derived cos i went to pierce my lip again, but unsuccessful one.
And e other, i think my ulcer jus wanted another member, so thats how i got e other one.

IM GLAD I STILL CAN EAT.


Liquid room was great. Hun and i couldnt stop seducing one another.
And my best gay partner, Nizam was there too.
I got to see my darlings too, Maye, Audrey and Poh.
Cheers to the music, fuck the booze.
Tequila pop was plain soda.

And the beatbox-ers, i swear they can do great blowjobs.

Shake that booty.

desuetude 12:03:00 AM

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